THE RAMBLINGS OF A SAVVY PSYCHO.
Xenos are just jealous that they don’t get large, fancy hats like us imperials do.
AMIRIGHT?
servo bits are pretty cool too.
Squat Iron Eagle Gyrocopter - heralding the return of the Squats?
i need to buy one of these and paint it like a bumblebee.
it solves anything, try to think of a problem it can’t solve.
So, if you’ll take the time to notice, my power fist has only 4 fingers. well, theres a very interesting story behind it. if you’d care to hear it, stay, if you wish not to hear it, i strongly dislike you.
heres the story: so one day, my mordians and i were called to defend a mud ball of a planet (of which i forgot the name) from a tyranid invasion. later, on the battlefield, i caught a glimpse of a particularly ugly creature, a “hive tyrant” i believe they’re called. within a matter of milliseconds, I figured it was a good idea to punch it in the mouth. long story short, i suddenly owned the head of a hive tyrant, which i hung above my hat rack, and my hand was missing. my buddy Fritz, a tech priest, saw my mangled stump of a left hand, and chose to right that wrong by suggesting to me that bionics be implemented, i realized that this was a great idea, considering the fact that my hand-stump had stained my jacket with some sort of red ichor. MY suggestion was that the bionic hand be a power fist, so that i may always be able to smack an insubordinate trooper with the power of an astartes, as well as be able to punch through tanks at will. fritz, having many, MANY bionics already, had forgotten how many fingers an average human should have, and thought the number to be four. so, this, children, is the reason that my left hand is a four-fingered power fist.
TL;DR: power fish is a play on word of power fist.
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my favorite brand.